Love very impersonal? Or Women hard to capture ??
Let's start with the joke that prompted me to start this thread....
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish" The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
"The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want". The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they're thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy".
The Lord replied, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR LANES ON THAT BRIDGE?"
Hmmm....
This is a piece of fiction. Love is fiction. I am alone, unhappy and my life is going down, and to make things worse, I am in serious need for female company.
Like that didn't sound familiar to you. If it does, then it's highly unlikely, that you will get a girl soon. Unless, you don't make the mistakes, millions of lonely guys have been making for ages. And why do we make them ? There is something about the thought of the possibility of reaching a woman, that makes the man's brain turn to jelly pudding.
Anyway. This is my list of myths about love, sex and romance. That is: LIES.
Love-Myth #1: If I am being honest, the girls cannot fail to see the good in me and then fall in love with me.
Now, ain't that cute. But it's false ! Now, that doesn't mean, you have to lie. Girls seem to have a much more pragmatic approach to it than us guys. They seem to think more along the lines of "If I say this, he might do this." or "If I act like this, he might feel this." It is about time, you thought like that too. You just don't open your heart to a girl. you open yourself to your wife, to whom you've been married for ten years. But you don't do this with a girl, you are going out with. Never.
You might say:"Ok, babe, I can't go back now. I told her, I love her and that I want to be with her. But she said 'No, sorry.' . Could it be, that she's playing hard to get !?!?
For the sake of your own soul, leave her alone. Better yet: leave town, and never come back.
If a girl says "No." and means "Yes.", she dumb and not worth it anyway. And this leads us to myth #2
Love - Myth #2: If a girl says "No.", she means "Yes."You think, that girls have some neurological disorder, that somehow gets the wiring inside her heads wrong ?Maybe they have, but it's not that easy. So, forget it. You will never get inside the workings of a woman's brain.
Love - Myth #3: If I act not interested, she will notice me, cause I am cool.Wrong again. A man's attention is a key sign for a girl, that you're worth it. Let's go back in time to see why that is. If in the days of the Neanderthals a man had a lack of appreciation for his woman, she would just be eaten by the next wild animal or be carried away by another man.
The modern version is simple: If a man can't appreciate a woman and doesn't show enough attention, he will not be a candidate for a partner, since it's not likely, he will be able to deal with difficult situations in the relationship.
Love - Myth #4: We've been together for weeks, now she says, needs time for herself.That means, our relationship is over.Not so fast. Sometimes girls don't like to be rushed into a relationship. They want to celebrate it with some dignity (hence the idiom 'to dig something.'). Just be cool.
Love - Myth #5: If I can't put up a show, that will prove, that I am cool, I will not get a girl.Wrong. If you feel the need to become a different person in order to impress a girl, it's bound to fail. Be yourself, but don't give all you have. Make yourself interesting, but don't lie. Rather, hide the things, that are unpleasant about yourself. At least try to.
Closing remark:Love is chaos theory in action. Sometimes, if you think, it will work out, it's not going to work out. Then again, if you don't pay much attention to what you are doing, the tiniest detail about you could make a girl fall in love with you.
One time, my girl friend came over, and I was cooking laksa in the kitchen,I was totally uncool and oily. I didn't think much about it, cause I always try out such things at home. When she saw I was cooking, she totally freaked out and she shouted "You cook ? THAT IS SO COOL." The rest of the day she helped me with it and we had a lot of fun. Why is making yourself oily for something that you can simply buy for $2.50 sexy ? Beats me. Maybe it's just pathetic and she felt sorry for me. Or maybe it has something to do with the ability to provide.
Above are my honest opinions and the fundamentals a guy should know in bid for a better relationship..Good relationship doesnt have to be long term,the secret to a relationship is the willingness for the both to gel as one. Once both attained that kinda attitude,nothing can stand in their way,jealousy and other harmful attributes just disappear......
Compiling my third wave of my famous pick-up lines....Be warned........
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish" The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
"The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want". The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me".
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they're thinking when they give the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy".
The Lord replied, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR LANES ON THAT BRIDGE?"
Hmmm....
This is a piece of fiction. Love is fiction. I am alone, unhappy and my life is going down, and to make things worse, I am in serious need for female company.
Like that didn't sound familiar to you. If it does, then it's highly unlikely, that you will get a girl soon. Unless, you don't make the mistakes, millions of lonely guys have been making for ages. And why do we make them ? There is something about the thought of the possibility of reaching a woman, that makes the man's brain turn to jelly pudding.
Anyway. This is my list of myths about love, sex and romance. That is: LIES.
Love-Myth #1: If I am being honest, the girls cannot fail to see the good in me and then fall in love with me.
Now, ain't that cute. But it's false ! Now, that doesn't mean, you have to lie. Girls seem to have a much more pragmatic approach to it than us guys. They seem to think more along the lines of "If I say this, he might do this." or "If I act like this, he might feel this." It is about time, you thought like that too. You just don't open your heart to a girl. you open yourself to your wife, to whom you've been married for ten years. But you don't do this with a girl, you are going out with. Never.
You might say:"Ok, babe, I can't go back now. I told her, I love her and that I want to be with her. But she said 'No, sorry.' . Could it be, that she's playing hard to get !?!?
For the sake of your own soul, leave her alone. Better yet: leave town, and never come back.
If a girl says "No." and means "Yes.", she dumb and not worth it anyway. And this leads us to myth #2
Love - Myth #2: If a girl says "No.", she means "Yes."You think, that girls have some neurological disorder, that somehow gets the wiring inside her heads wrong ?Maybe they have, but it's not that easy. So, forget it. You will never get inside the workings of a woman's brain.
Love - Myth #3: If I act not interested, she will notice me, cause I am cool.Wrong again. A man's attention is a key sign for a girl, that you're worth it. Let's go back in time to see why that is. If in the days of the Neanderthals a man had a lack of appreciation for his woman, she would just be eaten by the next wild animal or be carried away by another man.
The modern version is simple: If a man can't appreciate a woman and doesn't show enough attention, he will not be a candidate for a partner, since it's not likely, he will be able to deal with difficult situations in the relationship.
Love - Myth #4: We've been together for weeks, now she says, needs time for herself.That means, our relationship is over.Not so fast. Sometimes girls don't like to be rushed into a relationship. They want to celebrate it with some dignity (hence the idiom 'to dig something.'). Just be cool.
Love - Myth #5: If I can't put up a show, that will prove, that I am cool, I will not get a girl.Wrong. If you feel the need to become a different person in order to impress a girl, it's bound to fail. Be yourself, but don't give all you have. Make yourself interesting, but don't lie. Rather, hide the things, that are unpleasant about yourself. At least try to.
Closing remark:Love is chaos theory in action. Sometimes, if you think, it will work out, it's not going to work out. Then again, if you don't pay much attention to what you are doing, the tiniest detail about you could make a girl fall in love with you.
One time, my girl friend came over, and I was cooking laksa in the kitchen,I was totally uncool and oily. I didn't think much about it, cause I always try out such things at home. When she saw I was cooking, she totally freaked out and she shouted "You cook ? THAT IS SO COOL." The rest of the day she helped me with it and we had a lot of fun. Why is making yourself oily for something that you can simply buy for $2.50 sexy ? Beats me. Maybe it's just pathetic and she felt sorry for me. Or maybe it has something to do with the ability to provide.
Above are my honest opinions and the fundamentals a guy should know in bid for a better relationship..Good relationship doesnt have to be long term,the secret to a relationship is the willingness for the both to gel as one. Once both attained that kinda attitude,nothing can stand in their way,jealousy and other harmful attributes just disappear......
Compiling my third wave of my famous pick-up lines....Be warned........
posted by Derek Tan at
8/16/2005 06:38:00 PM
2 Comments:
Duh....like that also comment huh ??
Myth 1 means,this girl is undecisive,which meant,she is very those undecided kinda,so should just leave her aside..
Myth2: No meaning yeas is a very general term,its the exclusive for ladies,so its up to u to differntiate...
Myth3: Guys often mistake attention as calling her every now and then,and being with her,ITS WRONG,at times,notice the certain clothes she bought,the shoes and other minor details,..she will know you're paying attetntion to her,thus pushing both of you to lovey dovey..
Myth4: Most girls aint risk-breakers in relationship,thats y sometimes in love,they would have thought of something hard enough before popping the question,since she decidied on it,then y even change her,and if she deoesnt means it,just to test u?Then she falls into myth 2 again..
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