Public Transport

I'm beginning to like public transport, taxts aside, but there's so many things to see on the MRT and buses.

First, now they can give u a very accurate timing of when the buses will arrived,and the buses are now so long, by the time you walk to the back, you'll feel you've walked half the journey home !!

And the countless number of bus lanes, which is only used by buses, using it unless you're a bus driver constitutes to $120 and 4 DIPS points...DIPS= Driver Improvement Points System..Ask me,I kena twice liao...

Then is the MRT, now MRT seem to arrive faster than the past. I remembered I could eat an ice cream,finish it and wash my hands,and still be waiting for the MRT. Now they are fast, think I could only cover to about the 5th page of TODAY and they come liao...and free newpapers somemore...I see alot aunties or some youngsters take like 7-8 copies everytime...8 x 30 = 240 pcs monthly..take 2 months=480 pcs..can sell to garang-kuni and earn some cash...

And the Mrt can now even take u to Changi Airport, think they will soon start building routes to Pulau Ubin,Pulau Tekong,Sentosa,Kusu Island and soon our MRT will link us to Indonesia,Thailand and Malaysia !!

And everything so convinently done with the ex-link card, today I even saw someone's ezlink card with value of about $192.00 !! Wah lau eh, Either he's a top salesman or he uses his ezlink to pay for his lunch and dinner at Macdonalds....

The fun part is the boarding of the MRT. first instinct is to look for seats, then to look at the person near the empty seats,then to check for any strong smelling cabins,then you check if the sun is shining down on you,then you decide to seat down...but most people are trained to mulit-task the above mentioned very professionally liao...

Apart from the jude gal wearing the swimming suit in my previous posts, I love to see those MRT sleepers, they can sleep at any position and at any sound level...



Like this ah siao above,he really slept damn soundly....I could like throw in a walnut,crack it with his jaws and remove it,without him even knowing it...

Or this idiot on the bus...he was wearing this darth vader mask(hope i spelt correctly), the baddie from Starwars..and he wore it for like at least 50 mins,throughout the bus ride....

If you're looking for cheap thrills..........Public transport is one of the everyday routine which will give u a good laugh...always...