Men and Women !!!

Ever wondered why people quote men are from mars and women from venus ??

I personally think it because..............signs of life been found in Mars, while not a single life form been found on Venus... :)


Anyways interesting points I came upon a book while I was reading in Borders( huge range of books and very excellent staff) today, Why Men Lie and Women Cry..

1) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

2) If a woman slaps a man's face in public, everyone assumes he's in the wrong.

3) All women's problems start with men..
- MEN-opause
- MEN-strual pain
- MEN-tal illness
- GUY-naecologist
- HIS-terectomy

4) Definition of man: A life support system for a penis

5) A woman needs to know but one man well to understand all men, whereas a man may know all women and not understand one of them.

6) 100% of divorces begin with marriage

7) Men have selective hearing eg:

- A conversation:

Woman: Why dont you get your clothes off the floor! And the dog is running wild through the house again! And do you have to spread your newspapers on the bathroom floor?!

What the men actually hears: Why dont you...get your clothes off...act wild...spread yourself on the bathroom floor...

8) Men's brains are mono-tracked. They cant make love and answer questions on why they haven't taken out the garbage at the same time.

9) Studies show that married men live longer than unmarried men. Some men say it just feels longer.

10) Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years. He wouldnt ask for directions either.

11) If one man asks another man for advice, the man who is asked sees the request as a compliment.

12) When she wants him to show empathy,he thinks she's asking him for a solution.

13) Men dont want to know what's on television, they want to know hat else is on television.

14) Why does it take 4 million male sperm to find and fertilize an egg? Not one wants to ask for direction.

15) When men go to the bathroom, they never take a support group.

16) Its good to be a man because you dont have to leave the room to adjust your private parts.

17) The most common emotional blackmailers are family members and close friends.

18) All men are the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

19) " I married Mr Right, I just didnt know his first name was Always"

20) My husband and I decided never to go to sleep until we resolved an argument. One night we stayed awake for six months.

Editor's(limpeh) Comments: There are 101 reasons to accept or reject someone...but always rememeber, whatever you do, make sure its the best for yourself. Happy holidays..Christmas is like a relationship, you give some,you expect to receive some...

Below,outcome of a man who drinks more milk than beer...