Down Memory Lane Part 2

Dont try if you're a greenhorn,but if you're game for anything,go ahead at all costs,but remember to accept defeat happily...

Words in brackets() are what normal ladies would reply,if she doesnt reply in the same way,she might highly be a transversite... ****You have been warned...

1) You're so hot, your ass is on fire.-----------This can sounds offending and crude...rememeber to plan your escape route..and dont use it on STAs(Small tight ass)...Oopss.....sorrys...

2) It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.---------80%,use it in blues bar,balaclava and normal chill out places..dont use it in disco,your saliva will be all over her face due to your shouting..

3) Excuse me. Do you put on a foundation before you put on a powder? (Yeah.) Can I have your phone number?------------Only one lady got what I meant here after i tried on 4 different gals...she gladly gave me her number and requested me to send her home,I declined..politely though..

4) My name is Justin. Justincredible.------60% Curl your tongue to get the bleeeeeeeeee effect...

5) If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.---------Use this if you're a psycho..I have my sisters,so I'm sorta against it..

6) Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?-------------------50%,I once used this on a gal,she's really simply concerned,never think of me trying to pick her up and starting asking me why I didnt bring enough cash..and started nagging...I hitched the ride to the carpark where i parked my car,leaving her dumbfounded...

7) Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.-----------------------------If she's game for it,beware,she might be a herpes carrier,not much Singapore gals are that on,just as yet..

8) Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.------------80% provided she knows that carrots gives us good eyesight...

9) Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts? -----------------------------------Sick,putting her together with poultery,0% success.