Friendster...
Guess now lotsa us have at least one friendster account..Its actually just a web based friends finder or locator kinda programme...
and recently, I realise the following trends in friendster..and for all you know it got forwarded to everyone as a bulletin and then people starts to use it as a chain letter...actually since I wrote it, will it be considered as my copy right ??
Anyways,here goes..
1. To the people who have like more than 500 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.
2. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishing for compliments.
3. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics.Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. A face is a face !!
4. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, 13+ years old who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except paedophiles(yes, in case u r wondering, this is the correct spelling), and is that what you want. To be raped? No you don't, so RUN FAST FAST!!
5. Friendster should eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's apopularity contest in high school.
6. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass your bulletin on. So stop saying that and forwarding those stupid bulletins !!
7. Who really gives a damn if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!
8. Nobody cares about threats over the internet.Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. Unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious !!!!!!!!!!
9. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it.The captions under you picture that says "topmodel pose" doesn't convince anybody. Work on your personality...
10. Dont pester for a testimonial...no one will pose a lousy testimonial..for all you know..many testimonials are just cut and paste...
Thats it, been loaded with work recently...but luckily she's always with me nowadays..so life still kinda different.. And I'm desperately tryin to brush up my koreans, in reading and speaking !! Any home remedies or ''language speaking potion'', please kindly forward them to me !!
and recently, I realise the following trends in friendster..and for all you know it got forwarded to everyone as a bulletin and then people starts to use it as a chain letter...actually since I wrote it, will it be considered as my copy right ??
Anyways,here goes..
1. To the people who have like more than 500 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.
2. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishing for compliments.
3. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics.Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. A face is a face !!
4. LITTLE 10, 11, 12, 13+ years old who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except paedophiles(yes, in case u r wondering, this is the correct spelling), and is that what you want. To be raped? No you don't, so RUN FAST FAST!!
5. Friendster should eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's apopularity contest in high school.
6. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass your bulletin on. So stop saying that and forwarding those stupid bulletins !!
7. Who really gives a damn if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!
8. Nobody cares about threats over the internet.Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. Unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious !!!!!!!!!!
9. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it.The captions under you picture that says "topmodel pose" doesn't convince anybody. Work on your personality...
10. Dont pester for a testimonial...no one will pose a lousy testimonial..for all you know..many testimonials are just cut and paste...
Thats it, been loaded with work recently...but luckily she's always with me nowadays..so life still kinda different.. And I'm desperately tryin to brush up my koreans, in reading and speaking !! Any home remedies or ''language speaking potion'', please kindly forward them to me !!
posted by Derek Tan at
1/15/2006 12:29:00 PM
3 Comments:
that is a gool post hahaha.....for friendster.... but fyi i do haf a inverted pic posted long ago til nw is still there.... i luv tat pic becos i look young ha :D
yaya..i rememeber that one..reemebered trying to turn my monitor to get a clearer picture of you...cos I've always thought I didnt have a clear look at you...!!Go out with me often..you'll always look young standing beside me
is it becos u look old hence will make myself look young....btw how'r u lately?? no update from u here for a long long time....
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