Pickup lines & techniques...*PROVEN

Pickup lines,the essential survival tip for knowing that babe/auntie/butch you wan..Results proven but I do not take any responsiblity for any mishaps.Use with caution and quick thinking..

1) Bring a string,thread,line,rope,anything that is single and long and fiber-like..just walk up to intended target,ask her to open her hand(this depends on your charm),and drop the thread on her hand.Look at her confidently and say,"this is my pickup line,supper later?" ---------------Success Rate:80%,but make sure she understand what your getting at,some targets are plain blur lor..

2)Walk up to her,dun offer her a drink,act familiar as if you know her,causally ask,"are you Gillette ?" Regardless of her reply,tell her why you think thats her name..simply say with that confident look plus a sexy voice,"because,you're the best a man can get."-----------------Success Rate: 70%,works provide you have the ability to change into a manly deep voice like me..if not,go to the library to borrow books,and you can write the above on paper to hide your weeny voice..

3)Simply walk up to her with a 'you owe me something' look,and say,"Thanks for the blow job last night." Her response,"What blow job? I didn't give you one." Then you say,''You didn't? You owe me one.''-----------------Success Rate: 10%,unless you're talking to a whore..in Singapore,you'll be slapped across the face or smashed by a martini glass..no one appreciates dirty humour here..

4)You need $50 and a friend. Give friend the $50. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $50 and walks away.------------Success Rate:70%,provided your friend does it really well..its good to club with friends..good friends..

5)"Hullo,my name Jason leh,wanna make friends with limpeh bo?Cheong alone huh?Later we go dance together leh..steady lah...,I bring you in later lah,free one,bouncer my fren.."-------Success Rate: 0% for yuppies and matured crowd. Up to 99% success with underaged ah lians or juvenile delinquents..

6)Just pure jude pick-up lines..use it well and tactically...
a) Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) ---50%
b) Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?------50%
c) The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.-------90%
d) Here is $100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.IF not enough,please also come look for me.-------50%
e) I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car. -------50%
f) Hey baby... drop that (sub)zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me. ---------80%
g) Sorry miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?----70%
Above mentioned only works in your way,if you're well-groomed,with personal hygiene and knows how to play the situation in your own hands,dun act like a pussy cat and blow your cover.More fun means more courage,if she passes on you,then its her loss,remember that.Dont think smoking makes you cool,DON'T smoke when you talk to her,remember to freshen your breath,use breath spray,they now come in compact sizes,if you dunno where,go get it at ShaSha,dun get strawberry or cherry flavour.
Happy picking up...
(PS: I'm still a faithful old boy,just passing on the traditions.I can't be a road bully just because I can drive.... right? )