Monday, July 04, 2005

What?More pick-up lines? ?

What?? More pick up lines ?!!! ?? I'm getting hooked to publishing pickup lines here...some even submitted theirs,I filtered out some which I think its really good,but I wont use it,being original = a higher level of sense of achievement.
1) (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
2) Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
3) I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
4) If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
5) If I followed you home, would you keep me?
6) Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
7) [ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
8) Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.------Derek's comment: remember the song,OH mickey,you're so fine,you're so fine,you're so find oh Mickey..'' Get it ?
9) You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
10) Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? -----Derek's comment: Very good,very very good..
11) Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas. ---Derek's comment: This sure is a classic...
12) Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number---Derek's comment: My favorite...really cool and puts everything across...
13) Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
14) You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Remember that pickup lines only sorta break the ice,do something else then talk and just treat her to a drink,even if she doesn't leave her number,just treat her,its all right...Being stingy wont get you anywhere or turn you into a millionaire..

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