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NKF boss got cheebye 12-months bonus!!!!

KNNBCCB!!! I just read the newspaper that the boss of the National Kidneys Foundation earn $25,000 one month, and last 3 year got 10 to 12 months bonus!!!

Yao jiu ling ling your chao chee bye lah!

This mean that one year, his salary is 500k to 600k, ok?I do not hate charity organisation, I think people must help other poor and sick people. But fuck lah, you mean when on the tv the people who earn $1000 a month donate and the number on the NKF tv show jump $100,000 to $200,000 to $300,000..... when reach $600,000 of donation, is only cover this CEO salary?

No wonder Zoe Tay have to do so many cheebye stunt!!!12 fucking months bonus is a lot ok? Some people don't even smell 1 month bonus but he charity boss get 12 months? Lan cheow, ok?!!!And his one month salary 25k (not yet count the bonus) is more than many of my friends earn in one cheebye year!!! And my friends donates to his charity ok?Wah, sue the Singapore newspaper for their article, then now kena the whole world know your top secret salary. It is like score own goal, man. Want to sue the Singapore newspaper not so easy, ok?

Singapore newspaper is the most kuai lan and richest and powerfulest company in the world, and their reporters is bullet-proof one, you also dare to fuck. See lah? Now kena fuck back.You ask all the opposition party people who ever try to sue Singapore newspaper before to show you their backside hole. You will see that their holes is very big and now they fart no sound already, because their backside kena fuck by Singapore kuai lan newspaper.I also read this NKF fucker use the charity money fly first class aeroplane.

You are charity company boss, have to fly where for fuck? Other country want to donate to you issit? And even if fly, cannot fly by economy ah? Your backside sitting that first class seat is paid by working people's donation, ok?I think if continue like this, all those NKF charity tv show stunt also not enough. I think have to call the Zoe Tay and the Fiona Xie and the other TCS star to take off their clothes and suck cock on tv!!! Then maybe can collect enough money for the kidney patients plus this fucker salary and his first class tickets.And maybe first prize is win a car, a condom house, and one fuck from Fann Wong! Hahahahahaha!!!!Consolation prize can be those not so famous star like Sharon Au and Ann Kok suck your kok!! Hahahahahaha!!!

Yes, boy boy, papa not making a lot of money, but never mind, we have to donate help those poor kidney patient, children patient and cancer patient, and also make sure the NKF boss get his 12 month bonus.Fuck your mothecheebye lah!!!

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ATM press wrong button

Today I went to the ATM to draw money. Then cheebye lah, it is those old type, the screen all fucked up blur blur alignment wrong kind. So I accidentally press out $1000. KNNBCCB!!!So I went back to the bank branch to put back the money. Don't want later carry the money I will spend it all.The queue is very long because nowadays the banks only know how to close branch.

They want to spend less money, so close here close there. Damn kuai lan one.I was lining up then I think maybe I can use the deposit money machine, but then I see the thing I scared. Wait the machine count wrongly or swallow my money how? I put my ATM card inside to try, and I looked inside the put money part when the hole open. How the machine count paper? I don't see the robot fingers. Just one hole and the door got teeth. So I cancel the button and go back and line up again.KNNBCCB, the queue now longer.

Now have to wait even longer.But then when I reach my turn, not bad, the counter grl who serve me quite chio. Her skirt also very tight. She start to tell me about some investment and insurance thing (nowadays the cheebye banks not only close branch, also like to disturb people sell them things like investment things). I let her finish her speech, because she quite chio, can beoh a bit longer.Then I say thank you, I don't need.

Maybe later when she finish work, I go and ask her want to go out or not. Maybe go and sing some song, drink some drink, and she can put my ATM horse into her ATM machine.
Hahahahahaha!!!!Shit lah, now I need the money, should not have put back all.

THE LAST ONE,I PROMISE........(Derek)Editor's comments...

Bus or Car also hor Gahmen kan

I like to live in Singapore because the grass is green and when I go Geylang to chiong, I don't kena rob.But KNNBCCB lah, owning car here is like being kan by the Gahmen from the front and from the backside.At least pros tio kan can get money.

We Singapore driver tio kan still have to pay money. (Kan means get fuck)Fucking ERP just go up again. Orchard Road is jam, so more ERP. CTE to Braddell and PIE is jam at night, more ERP (6pm to 8pm some more!!!).I damn toolan man. These LTA people got no other idea to use, must always use ERP. So convenient for them.Where am I going to drive my bao bei car? 2am in the morning?Some more at night want to charge ERP. For fuck? Scared we all go home late is it? Now you just move the jam from CTE to other small roads.

I use small roads to avoid the ERP, I still go home late what!!! What is the difference?The only difference is, the LTA fuckers make more money. Since we also no choice have to drive by CTE go home, may as well deduct another $1 from we stupid drivers.If the LTA cock up the road design, or their tunnel collapse, or they never make enough roads then cause jam, who make them pay us back? They damn fuckers, I tell you.

Then I think, maybe I take public transport. They jun jun announce bus and MRT fare go up. Simi lan cheow is this? 1 cent to 3 cent only, they say. Fuck you, understand? Raise fare is still raise fare, don't try to make us happy say what 1 cent 3 cent one.

As if the economy suddenly overnight ok already. Suddenly every mother cheebye also want to raise their charges.

.....(Derek)Editor's comments...how? NOt bad hor? Usage of words strong and straight to the point...Kepp up the good work,because of pple like that,I'm simply an angel in blogging terms cos my blogs are so so dainty.....